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The Lindsay Lohan morning wrap-up

I might as well turn this place into a Lindsay Lohan fan site because she’s on the entire front page now.

Lindsay Lohan had “F**k U” written on her fingernail – Always the defiant one, Lindsay Lohan showed up to court with “F**k U” written on the fingernail of her middle finger. It seemed too small for the judge to notice but if it wasn’t, flashing it at the judge every chance she got certainly couldn’t have helped. Zoomed out picture here.

Lindsay Lohan loves drugs – If it wasn’t clear already, Lindsay Lohan loves drugs. Her body is basically full of them. The probation report given to the Beverly Hills court on Tuesday claims Lindsay was taking a “powerful cocktail of amphetamines and the powerful painkiller Dilaudid” during her probation period. Lindsay was also taking the anti-depressants Zoloft and Trazodone and the acid reflux medication Nexium. All were legally prescribed to Lindsay. The Dilaudid was prescribed for her oral surgery on June 4. That was more than a month ago. I don’t have a fancy degree or anything, but I don’t think it takes a month to heal up from getting your wisdom teeth pulled.

Dina Lohan doesn’t think it’s fair – Lindsay Lohan hijacked an SUV with people inside and chased her assistant down the highway. She did this all while she was drunk. Police later found cocaine in her pockets when they took her to the station. Dina Lohan doesn’t feel it’s fair she should serve 90 days in jail for that. “This is so not fair to do this to my child,” Dina told PopEater as PopEater tried to stifle their laughter. Although, the joke is on us because those 90 days are actually 23 days. At most.

Lindsay Lohan has good handwritingHuffington Post has a photo of the paper Lindsay was scribbling on all day in the courtroom. Turns out it wasn’t filled with lines of cocaine. They were notes. Notes to help her figure out what was going on because hell if she knew.

Michael Lohan is a good father – Hours after his daughter was sentenced to 90 days in jail and after he did his attention whoring on Larry King, Michael Lohan hit up the Saddle Ranch bar. He told TMZ he would call his daughter from there. TMZ speculates it was probably to make Lindsay jealous. TMZ is probably right on this one. At least Michael is a funny asshole.

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