Being a celebrity is dangerous

One of the reasons I can never be a celebrity is because death awaits you around every corner. Case in point, Angelina Jolie got a paper cut while signing autographs during the premiere of Salt in Paris yesterday.

Yikes! I would have called an ambulance. I remember one time I stubbed my toe and cried until my mommy came over and kissed it and made it better. Man, last week seems so long ago.