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Danielle Staub has the voice of an angel

How they hell did I miss this video of New Jersey housewife, Danielle Staub, performing her new hit single “Real Close” on PIX11 News?! I thought I would have known this had happened because during her performance the heavens would have parted allowing a beam of white light to shine down on the PIX11 studio while angels circled overhead mesmerized by Danielle’s beautiful siren song. Words cannot describe how I feel right now. I can only cry and occasionally stab my ears with a sharpened chopstick because I’ve heard all that ever needs to be heard.

Not only was the music orgasmic but the choreography that accompanied it was as well. Three Jersey Shore rejects pranced around on stage like they were performing at a gay ball for their tranny queen. My loins have never burned with so much passion!

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This is worse than what they put on the community channel. Even tone deaf people are shaking their heads.

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Ouch! That hurts.

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the dancers remind me of the scene in spinal tap where the three midgets are frolicking around the miniature stonehenge

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