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Heidi Montag wants her G-cups removed

Nine months ago, Heidi Montag underwent 10 plastic surgeries in one day. One of the procedures she had done was to pump her breasts up to a G-cup. Now, Heidi wants them out. Sad face.

Heidi tells Life & Style that “I’m desperate to go back to normal. I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.” She complains that her boobs are crushing her. “I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way.”

Her gigantic breasts make even normal day tasks difficult. For example, Heidi can’t hug her four dogs, wear anything but custom-made clothes or work out.

Heidi feels trapped in her own body and is currently shopping for a surgeon in South America, but she isn’t sure she’ll ever get out of her cartoonish body because the guy who did the surgery died in a car accident last week. “There’s just no fixing it,” she says. “Dr. Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything.”

Aww, poor baby. We should all feel sorry for Heidi because she can’t live a normal life after choosing to get G-cups. She’s like those kids with cleft palates or that woman who got her face torn off by a chimpanzee. Just a victim of circumstance.

Are we supposed to feel even more sorry for her when she comes back from South America with two uneven tits? The only reason she’s going to go to South America is because she’s broke and over there she can barter one of her kidneys for the surgery. She might as well have someone in the states repeatedly punch her breasts until her chest flattens down to a DD because that’s the exact same thing they’re going to do there.

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Heidi is an idiot

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What a dumb bitch! Are u kidding me???

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She needs more drugs so she HAS to have more surgeries, especially now that her plastic surgeon has died (may he rest in peace)

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