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Heidi Montag wants her sex tape money

Playmate Karissa Shannon admitted earlier this week that she did film a sex tape with Heidi Montag but that she’d sue if it ever came out. Now Heidi is secretly admitting to the tape’s existence by meeting with Vivid Entertainment’s Steve Hirsch, the guy who handles all the celebrity sex tape deals for Vivid.

The two are set to meet in Costa Rica where Hirsch will make an offer on the footage. Heidi wants the sales numbers from Kim Kardashian’s sex tape because Heidi may want to work out a back-end deal where she gets a percentage of sales if Hirsch can’t offer enough cash up front.

Heidi will probably tell Hirsch to make her an offer she can’t refuse, at which point, Hirsch will open up a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist revealing ten bucks and 200 cc’s of silicone. “Play it cool, Heidi. Play it cool,” she’ll whisper to herself before demanding an even twenty.

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So exciting! A waxed beave getting punished by 4.2″of that dudes pink viper
Can’t wait to 1.download for free, 2.barf, 3.Drop a turd or two from my jet above vivid.

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Of course she does. Apparently, she only does things for money. Sounds like a whore to me.

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