Jessica Alba was in LA on Thursday posing for a rooftop photo shoot. The significance of that was it was way easier for paparazzi to get an upskirt shot. I mean, it should have been in theory. They didn’t actually get anything. All the important shots of her ass are milky or muddy. It’s like a Japanese horror movie where the most important part of the photo is blurred. If a hand comes up from behind me and starts stroking my head, I’m going to freak the hell out.
jessica, are you having fun playing with my fat cock full of sperm.
f**k!