Kate Gosselin made the most out of her Emmy invite by mingling with the likes of Jon Hamm and Edie Falco and other actors, directors and producers in an attempt to make connections so she can start her acting career which in turn will get her a man. God. This annoying banshee gets one invitation to the Emmys and all of a sudden she thinks she can be an actor.
“Kate has made her mind up that she’s going to be an actress and hopes her new profession will result in her finding a new man,” a Gosselin pal told the gossip website.
Having enjoyed her time as a reality star – thanks to runs on TLC’s “Jon & Kate Plus 8” and ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” – the single mother of eight reportedly wants to shift gears and focus on scripted TV work.
“The show she would really like to be cast in is ‘Mad Men,'” the source said in all seriousness.
That sound you hear is the laughter of a thousand execs and producers across the nation. The only show I’d watch Kate Gosselin in is “Kate Sews Her Womb Shut And Is Thrown Into A Volcano.” And it better not be on cable because there’s no way I’m going to pay extra for something that should be government sponsored.
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