Katy Perry is in Rolling Stone

Katy Perry is looking hot on the cover of Rolling Stone. She’s finally stopped wearing those damn spanx or whatever it was that rode halfway up her chest. Now she’s in oh so glorious bra and panties. Plus, there’s finally more than just one photo from the shoot which merits it’s own post which is slightly unnecessary because you probably heard all the quotes from the article by now. Mainly:

– “Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as ‘Pass the salt.’ It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God. A lot of religions use meditation or chanting. It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God. My dad speaks in tongues and my mom interprets it. That’s their gift.”

– “Sometimes we ate from the same food bank we used to feed our congregation and I was very embarrassed by that.”

– “I wasn’t ever able to say I was ‘lucky’ because my mother would rather us say that we were blessed, and she also didn’t like that lucky sounded like Lucifer. Deviled eggs were called ‘angeled’ eggs. I wasn’t allowed to eat Lucky Charms, but I think that was the sugar. I think my mom lied to me about that one.”

She’s so unique! Listen here, missy. Just sit there and look into the camera. We didn’t pay you to come here and talk about how you were raised a freak. Bisexuality and how you lost your virginity, sure, but speak in tongues on your own time. We won’t stand for that. This here is America and we speak American and we speak it good.

Quick update: She just released her new video. I’m pretty sure the first part of the song is about penis and sex. Check it after the jump.