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Khloe Kardashian’s vagina is better looking than previously thought

Um, I’ll just be vomiting in the corner while you read this. On the newest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian gets laser hair removal for the first time after a little convincing from Kim. I guess it was a two for one type thing because they were both in the same room which led to Kim commenting on Khloe’s vagina.

“You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought,” Kim said while watching the procedure.

“What? What did you think my vagina was going to look like?” Khloe asked.

“I don’t know, I never looked at your vagina,” Kim said. “I thought it was, like, a shaved rashy vagina.”

“I have a nice ass, too,” Khloe said.

To be fair, that’s what I imagined Khloe’s vagina to look like too. Except, add toothy to that list of adjectives. Thankfully, Kim ended up not verifying Khloe’s claims about her ass as I imagine it was hard enough to keep from yaking without having to look at Khloe’s gnarly butthole.

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Superman by Eminem
Superman by Eminem
8 years ago

There is a movie called “Teeth” which involves a vagina that bites off men’s penis’s and causes them to bleed to death.

Holiday by Green Day
Holiday by Green Day
8 years ago

There are a couple of words that name both the vulva and vagina, pussy and cunt.

Jimmy
Jimmy
8 years ago

Wow. It’s a gossip article people. Chill the fack out.

James
James
9 years ago

Hey Bigfoot (aka Khloe) no you do NOT have a nice ass, unless of course you really are a gorilla.

az_qt
az_qt
9 years ago
Reply to  James

I guess the fact that she even HAS A VAGINA just goes to show the miracle of modern medicine!!

Charles
Charles
9 years ago

You have gone way to far with your obscession with this family of wanna be woman. There are a million stories out there an you insist on a daily dose of these woman. Enough of the butt ugly people.

Megmarston
Megmarston
9 years ago

I’m sick of people talking about VAGINAS. Yes, girls, we do have them. No class in this world at all anymore!!!

Meg
Meg
9 years ago

Okay, Okay, I’m sick of women talking about their VAGINAS!! Enough already, girls. Yes, we have them. Everybody knows it. What in the world happened to classy women in the world? Oh, for the days of Grace Kelly and Audrey Hepburn. Sleazy is in for the young crowd….and boy, is it getting old

cinda
cinda
9 years ago
Reply to  Meg

I agree these people are disgusting. Get them off tv already, enough of this garbage!

Hec101jth
Hec101jth
9 years ago
Reply to  Meg

I totally agree, no wonder the young kids are confused about what is right and wrong. I don’t know what happened to the world, but I could use a dose of the “olden days” when people didn’t talk about or show everything.

Blondemoment222
Blondemoment222
9 years ago

Toothy? LOL how can a vagina be toothy??

Kuro
Kuro
9 years ago

There’s a movie about a vagina that has teeth……yeah disturbing….

Superman by Eminem
Superman by Eminem
8 years ago

There is a movie called “Teeth” which involves a vagina that bites off men’s penis’s and causes them to bleed to death.

Sbr3646
Sbr3646
9 years ago

just the thought of an overused rashy kardashy vagina is repiulsive who ewould want to dine t that rrestaurant anyway can you just imagine wh and wehat has been in that rashy pink taco? yuck

Lisa
Lisa
9 years ago

Some people need an anatomy lesson. The vagina is inside. The external “lady parts” are called vulva. I as well am sick of hearing about celebrity’s vaginas and va-jay-jays.

Bobo
Bobo
9 years ago
Reply to  Lisa

But “vulva” sounds so vulgar. And vagina is analagous to penis as far as sex organs go. That’s what I’m teaching my kids to call it…We need a new word like “vulgina” to cover all the bases.

Mabjaia69
Mabjaia69
9 years ago
Reply to  Lisa

I think Lisa brings a good point.Girls should be proud to have vagina and nice to talk about it…

SBR3646
SBR3646
9 years ago

a trashy rashy kaRDASHY VAGINA MAYBE $5 ON EBAY USED VERY USED

Mikep688
Mikep688
9 years ago
Reply to  SBR3646

its more like karTRASHY

Jerseyj40
Jerseyj40
9 years ago

If we all spent the time and money these hairy, big nose Armenians with their fat asses did, we could all be good looking. Just look at there younger photos, including Rob, They look just like their Dad. They are to not to pretty. Wish them all the bad luck in the world. They are sickening. Kris is the worst. Would love to see them deflate. Are they going to have Mason’s face done over. He is the epitomy of their family.

Olliesdrey
Olliesdrey
9 years ago

Humping she-dogs. As low grade as it gets.

Gina
Gina
9 years ago

All these Kardashians are low class gross useless trash. They act as if nobody else in the world has a vagina . It’s not “shocking” or “cool” idiots, you all sound like a bunch of morons. Get a life

Scalatilemiguel
Scalatilemiguel
9 years ago

Lamont must like that hanging lipp stinkhole! And Kim must stare in the mirror for hours to get that irritating Cleopatra zombie look! Don’t let me leave out Kourtney with THE MOST obnoxious voice right up there with Oprah the rude talk show ho. I mean host. Hopefully the young Jenner girls don’t pick up any of these traits, but then again thier momma is super annoyance Kris. (Note to Kardashian bimz: Go get some talent and try again)

Sensuman
Sensuman
9 years ago

HOW DISGUSTING THE KARD’S ARE. TOO BAD THAT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE FAKE AND NOT NATURAL. KIN HAS DEFINATELY GOT A MENTAL ISSUE AND ALL THE REST ARE FOLLOWING..OH WELL! THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR SOME MEDIA ATTENTION. I GUESS KIM HAS A SHAVED PUSSY.

Sanskatefreak
Sanskatefreak
9 years ago
Reply to  Sensuman

I understand it’s all gossiping, But let them be and that’s all there gonna do, why care what they do/, when you have your life to live and i totally agree with you, but it’s a waste of time to gossip about them

watdafuk
watdafuk
9 years ago

To bad she looks like a dude.

Bck2future231
Bck2future231
9 years ago

After reading this I am thinking “how low can it get” is nothing kept personal. The people who let this stuff get on television are way out of hand. Wonder why our kids and adults have no respect for anything anymore, why people are rude and crude????? Ding Ding Ding “what is television in 2010” – Alex… I don’t want the rice aroni or the encyclopedia, I think that all television, can be good television, however certain rules should always be followed and some things should not be allowed to air. If we want that sort of subject matter then… Read more »

Setfiretodecember
Setfiretodecember
9 years ago
Reply to  Bck2future231

The young crowd has rejected your hypocritical mores and standards because the world it produced during your time is no better than it was at any other time. Your parents thought society was falling down in the 60’s too- and what happened? You became parents and you raised gen X, who in turn have become parents. And the whole lot of you seem to have forgotten what it was like to be young, painting these sterile portraits of a pure mickey mouse club world that never existed. Society is not falling down and the end of the world is not… Read more »

indind58
indind58
9 years ago
Reply to  Bck2future231

I’m afraid you are right. I fear for this country. Money is controlling everything.
And there is no one in sight who might really CHANGE things back to the good old days, Thank you,

Anonymous
Anonymous
9 years ago

bunch of haters – ur the idiots ranting over this article and are probably the majority of the millions of viewers watching the show, clicking on all their articles, and posting neg sh^t on the blogs! HATERS!

KellyGirl
KellyGirl
9 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Anonymous must be black…haha!

Can1cpa
Can1cpa
9 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Agree w/anonymous: what is with the hate people? The show has an entertainment value& if you do not like do not watch it – simple concept. Remember it is a reality show – not the Discovery channel. Yes Kris is out there & the girls swear but that is funny – the controlling mother. The older girls are pretty as the young Jenner’s are as well; while Kim is a sharp business woman – I give her credit for using her assets to build a career – everybody does it only she has been very sucessful at it. For those… Read more »

KellyGirl
KellyGirl
9 years ago

All those Kardashian sluts are tiresome…isn’t their 15 mins up yet??? And what’s up with Kim and Khloe only dating blacks?? Can’t they get anyone else? Kourtney’s voice couldn’t be anymore monotone if she tried. And her disgusting boyfriend Scott….geez…..where do I begin? With his bright green pants or his rat teeth??

anonymous
anonymous
9 years ago
Reply to  KellyGirl

nope not black but married to one! living better than ur racist ass – you prob ugly for HATING ON ALL GOOD LOOKING FEMALES (OR HATING FOR US INDEPENDANT WOMEN WHO KNWO HOW TO MAKE DOUGH ON THEIR OWN)!!!! POWER to women who handle their business!

KellyGirl
KellyGirl
9 years ago

I met Kris Jenner at a Ronald McDonald House event over a Christmas holiday (for terminally ill children and their families) and you know what she said when someone offered her a plate of food????? I DON’T EAT OFF PAPER PLATES! She was a giant bitch! Bruce, on the other hand, was extremely nice and apologized for her behavior. She has zero class!

Kanceskellisoria
Kanceskellisoria
9 years ago

there was no seriousness in kim’s comment, i actually thought it was funny. kuwtk is a good show and i love the kardashians. they are beautiful women. i guess all the negative comment makers are just jealous that they can’t/don’t look as hot as they do. if you don’t like them, then don’t read articles about them or comment about them.

Djackson2000
Djackson2000
9 years ago

Girls who comment about “class” are fat or old ugly chicks or both. Guys who do are gay. You say you wouldnt have sex with her? No she just wont have sex with you.

Dukeaz07
Dukeaz07
9 years ago

I don’t get the big interest with these chicks…Kim is alright looking and has freakishly large @$$ but after watching her on Dancing with the Stars I was completly amazed by the way she moves on the dance floor *ugh*…we all know what that means…LOL!

LemmonHerk
LemmonHerk
9 years ago

Apparently, there are several people (Kim and Khloe Kardashian PLUS the writer of this article) who are confused about exactly what and where the vagina is. The vagina isn’t hairy — it’s the place where you put a tampon. The part that is shaved or waxed is in front of the vagina (or around it, if you’re an aggressive waxer/shaver). That level of ignorance was the real shocker of this article.

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