Um, I’ll just be vomiting in the corner while you read this. On the newest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian gets laser hair removal for the first time after a little convincing from Kim. I guess it was a two for one type thing because they were both in the same room which led to Kim commenting on Khloe’s vagina.
“You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought,” Kim said while watching the procedure.
“What? What did you think my vagina was going to look like?” Khloe asked.
“I don’t know, I never looked at your vagina,” Kim said. “I thought it was, like, a shaved rashy vagina.”
“I have a nice ass, too,” Khloe said.
To be fair, that’s what I imagined Khloe’s vagina to look like too. Except, add toothy to that list of adjectives. Thankfully, Kim ended up not verifying Khloe’s claims about her ass as I imagine it was hard enough to keep from yaking without having to look at Khloe’s gnarly butthole.
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