Linday may be released this week

Doctor’s at UCLA do not believe Lindsay Lohan’s drug dependency issues and psychiatric problems are as severe as originally thought and may recommend Lindsay’s release as early as this week. The judge still has to sign off on an early release from her 90-day rehab but sources are confident that Lindsay will begin her outpatient care very soon.

Basically, the judge will agree with whatever the medical professionals say. Which is why I’ve slipped one of them a $20 to write in their report that the only way to cure Lindsay is to make her have sex with me. Heh heh heh.