Lindsay Lohan changed rehab centers

On Sunday, TMZ broke the story that the judge in Lindsay Lohan’s case, Judge Marsha Revel, ignored a list of four recommended rehab centers for Lindsay suggested by two psychiatrists selected by Revel. Revel instead selected Morningside Recovery in the OC because its COO pushed to have Lindsay be a patient there promising they’d be tougher on her than their other patients. And because Revel loves to make Lindsay suffer, she said yes.

However, shortly after the report came out, Revel got scared, changed her mind and will now send Lindsay to the UCLA Medical Center, which was on the list of suggested facilities. Boo! Medical experts say UCLA is much better suited for Lindsay because they can tailor a program to treat her psychiatric and substance abuse issues.

In related news, earlier reports stated Lindsay was going to be treated for a meth addiction and bipolar disorder but her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, said, “i have never seen any psych report concerning Ms. Lohan which references a ‘bi-polar’ diagnosis or an addiction to ‘methamphetamine.’ I think this is a total fabrication.”

If I slip UCLA a $20, would they change her chart to read: “patient agrees to experimental procedures?” Because I think it’d be real funny if she were to get electroshock therapy and come out of the place cured but with an inexplicable fear of bunnies and an irritable bowel syndrome.

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13 years ago

I say give the little trout face what she wants. Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, and more drugs. Then we will have a show. I’d watch.