Lindsay Lohan is free… to go to rehab

At 1:35 AM this morning, Lindsay Lohan was released from jail having only served 13 days of a 90 day sentence. 90 minutes before her release, “legendary Hollywood stylist” Christophe paid Lindsay a visit. It’s unclear as to why because Lindsay was rushed to UCLA Medical for mandatory 90 day rehab out the back right under the noses of the waiting photogs outside Lynwood. No one got a good shot of her so I hope that means she wasted a lot of money on Christophe thereby putting her deeper into debt. If we can trick Lindsay into wasting even more money, maybe by telling her Vanity Fair wants to shoot her “as-is” when she gets out from rehab, then maybe we can push her closer to releasing a sex tape.