Lindsay Lohan may be replaced, sunk to a new low

Two things I missed last Friday regarding Lindsay Lohan. First and foremost, Lindsay Lohan may be replaced by the relatively unknown Sarah Scott in the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno she’s been bragging to everyone about. What makes this so hilarious is Lindsay blew off her alcohol education classes to fly to the Cannes Film Festival to “promote” the flick (she went there to party) but when she came back, the judge chewed her out for not completing her alcohol education classes and threw her ass in jail. Filming was supposed to begin in August but Lindsay is doing a 90 day stay in rehab after jail so they can either wait or give the job to someone else. Haha, you suck, Lindsay Lohan.

Next up is Vince, the ShamWow guy, has a movie called Underground Comedy Movie 2010 which features an appearance by Lindsay. In her cameo, Lindsay “settles the score with the media.” As you probably guessed, she dresses up as Marilyn Monroe and shoots the paparazzi in the face. Wow. I didn’t see that one coming.

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you make an appearance in the ShamWow guy’s movie . Vince probably told the producers to “find every actor and actress in desperate need of money” and these are the names that popped into their heads. You could find more talent at a kindergarten production of Annie.

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