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Lindsay Lohan needs help

Lou Taylor and Larry Rudolph are the two people who had a major hand in Britney Spears’ comeback. Now they’re in charge of Lindsay Lohan’s comeback. Which doesn’t make much sense because don’t you need something to come back to for a comeback?

“Lou has been working on fashion deals for Lindsay including the Marc Ecko ads and a deal with a Russian fashion company,” the insider said. “Larry Rudolph was like a father figure to Britney, and Lou is referring some business to him.”

Taylor, who runs Tri Star Sports and Entertainment, quietly came on board with Lohan earlier this year and wired her a $10,000 bail bond after she returned from her ill-fated Cannes trip in May.

The only way Lindsay can return to past glory is to show her tits. Actually, that’s my solution to everything. Like, one time my friend’s grandma died and I put my arms around her and said, “Everything will be alright. If you show me your tits.” And it was!

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She should go ahead and off herself.

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Sounds like you were talking to the grandma :/

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Hey Lindsay, you are looking and acting like a horses a** again. Just in case you needed someone to tell you. Know your mother won’t. She likes you crazy.

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tits or ass? fuck! this is not a competition between you and jessica. i like your tight buttocks. ok!

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