Lindsay Lohan needs to follow the rules

If Lindsay Lohan wants to stay out of jail, she must submit to random drug and alcohol testing and abide by a few other rules set by Judge Elden Fox. I bet Lindsay is shaking in her boots. According to the judge, these are the terms of Lindsay’s probation:

  1. Reside at home until Nov. 1
  2. Random drug and alcohol testing twice a week
  3. Participate in psychotherapy a minimum of 4 days a week
  4. Attend behavior therapy sessions 2 times a week
  5. Attend a 12-step program

Failing a drug or alcohol test will lead to 30 days in jail. In reality, that means 30 minutes per infraction. In addition, two counts of being under the influence of cocaine were dismissed. Way to go, judge. You sure showed Lindsay. She’ll now have to sit in a room for at most two hours a day which will cut into her busy schedule of attending premieres and doing nothing. How can you expect her to survive on 10 hours of sleep. You monster!

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