Michael Douglas has throat cancer

Doctors found a tumor in Michael Douglas’ throat. The actor, now 65, will under go eight weeks of radiation and chemotherapy and is expected to make a full recovery. No definitive answer on whether it’s benign or malignant but signs point to the latter as he’s being treated with chemotherapy.

In a statement released by Michael, he said, “I am very optimistic.”

Don’t worry. If there’s one thing celebrities are good at, it’s cheating death. Look at Amy Winehouse. She should have been dead six times already. But there she is, still passing out on benches. Then there’s Jessica Simpson. She’s dumb as a rock. Doctors gave her a 95% chance of either eating poison berries or drinking a bottle of bleach during her childhood but she beat those odds and made it to 30.

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