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Sam Ronson’s dog is a cold blooded killer

Someone called 911 at 11 AM on Monday claiming a “pit bull” attacked a small Maltese and then attacked its owner. Sources later confirmed that it was Samantha Ronson’s bulldog, Cadillac. Officers arrived on scene to find the small dog, Tiger, dead and the female owner with minor injuries. Animal control came but left without Ronson’s dog.

No word on whether charges will be filed or what prompted the attack but I suspect its because the Maltese called the bulldog a “big queer”. Probably said it in a Boston accent too. Little known fact: Malteses are not only known for their silky white hair, but also for their bigotry.

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