Remember when Snooki was so wasted that she was arrested for public drunkenness? Well, before the cops took her back to the Chocolate Factory, they made sure to get a couple of mugshots and they’re just as fabulous as you’d thought they’d be. You can’t even tell she’s been arrested. If you showed this to me without telling me what happened, I’d assume these were screen caps from the second season of Jersey Shore, the episode where Snooki goes on a fancy date. Then if later you showed me a similar photo of Snooki with dried vomit caked on the side of her mouth, I’d just assume the date went well.
Bonus: Before Snooki was arrested, she tried riding a bike. Oh yes my friends. The laughter doesn’t stop.