Modern Family ran this ad in Variety in the days leading up to the Emmys. It read, “If Modern Family wins the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy, Sofia Vergara will run naked down Sunset Blvd.*” The asterisk noted “cast member may change without notice.”
Well, Modern Family won for Outstanding Comedy last night and since I don’t believe in asterisks (they’re bastardized stars), looks like Sofia Vergara will have to run down Sunset naked. *Penis taps foot impatiently* I’m waaaiting.