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Spencer and Heidi are releasing a sex tape

Celebrity douchebag Spencer Pratt is shopping around a sex tape of him and his ex, Heidi Montag. Naturally, Vivid Entertainment has already been contacted. TMZ isn’t sure whether this is post-op or pre-op Heidi. Zing!

Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch tells us, “I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag.”

He continues, “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.”

Spencer has told a friend that the alleged tape “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.”

First of all, do not want. Just wanted to get that out of the way. Second of all, in Kim’s defense, she was an amateur so it’s really not that hard to make her look like one. Third of all, if Spencer thinks anyone wants to see him run his fleshy beard all over Heidi’s plastic body, he’s mistaken. Watching a Spencer and Heidi sex tape is like watching an unshaven bum bang a mannequin.

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Gross!!! we get to see Spencers 4″ worm and Heidi’s razor bumps INSTANT BARF

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Of course these two are, would anyone expect anything less from them. I personally, am sick about the thought about Heidi being naked. That is too gross for words.

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And the thought of Spencer doesn’t gross you out? I think these two would be the laziest sex partners of all time. They’d probably spend all their time watching themselves in the mirror.

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