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Teri Hatcher silences critics

To silence critics who allege she’s been pumping botox in her face and also to scar me for life, Teri Hatcher posted a few photos of herself straight out of the shower on Facebook. No photoshop, no make-up. Just Teri au naturel. *Shudders* Oh, look. She even made cute little captions for each picture.

Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what “they” say. Decided I’d shoot myself in to reveal some truths about “beauty” and hope it makes you all easier on yourself.

– Did I every toy with fillers or Botox over the years? yes. Tell me does this look Botoxed to you?
Yes I am alone in my bathroom naked in a towel on behalf of women everywhere trying to make a point. Women YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

– Oh look I can raise my eyebrows and wrinkles show up on my forehead.

I can look both ways too. So I guess I”m safe to cross the street then.

I can be mad, or confused or sad and tired. Julia Roberts had that same vein in her forehead in Eat Pray Love. Proud of Julia for being a real woman on a real journey.

I can really rough you up. I can also look like a monkey if I put grapes in my upper lip. It’s really funny. I have to say I cant remember ever being upset enough to look like this, but I’m just making or shall I say “under LINING” a point.

45 year old me. Just me wanting to teach that all those glam versus trash pictures of celebs are about LIGHTING. It’s not makeup it’s not suregery or botox its LIGHT. Flat front light in you face especially sun setting 4pm light blows out all wrinkles and imperfections. Over head light, sun anything casts shadows under your eye from your brow making you look tired. Shoot all family reunion photos that way over the camera man who should be holding the camera a little higher than your eye line.

This is shot by Matthew Rolston with his wonderful lighting ( and no botox) for the new 7th season DH promos. Hope you learned something. You create your own paradise or prison. Being happy inside is all that matters. Find that in whatever way works for you. See something in the mirror you love every day.

Ahhh, okay, okay. I give in. Tap out. TAP OUT! I believe you. Just please stop posting these photos. I want to live!

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livvy
livvy
13 years ago

yeah, right, no makeup. Unless she’s tatooed eyeliner and had her eyelashes dyed, which doesn’t count, apparently. I’m also thinking she’s wearing some foundation & lip tint, even if it’s minimally done.
That lie makes me think she’s lying about other things too. Not that I care if she’s full of botulism or not, but I hate all the lying. Love the Dolly Partons of the world who will totally own up to what they’ve done or not.