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The “Kick-Ass” Blu-Ray caption contest

This is a pretty haphazard contest and I think I was supposed to run it last week but I got distracted by a bird outside my window. Oh, look. There it is again.

To celebrate the release of Kick-Ass (which was very enjoyable ) I have two Kick-Ass Blu-Rays to give away. Both include a DVD copy and digital copy.

Up top is the picture you must caption. Here are the rules if you’re one of those people. By “those people” I mean minorities, obviously. Oh, and there’s two ways to win.

Disclaimer: Only open to US/Canada residents for now. Sorry Europe, but I hate you.

One way to win:

  1. Write a caption for the photo above and make it funny or something.
  2. Post it as a comment below or send it in an email to tips (at) theblemish.com with the subject “Kick-Ass Giveaway
  3. Use a real email address that you check regularly on the comment form or the email so you can be contacted if you win.

Another, easier, way to win:

  1. Become a fan of The Blemish Facebook page here.
  2. Comment with a caption for the same photo that I’ll post on the wall shortly

The 2nd way to win will be much easier because there are only 2 people that pay attention to the page so you have a 33% chance of winning.

A winner from the comment/email version and a winner from the Facebook version will be chosen by me and a friend so it’ll be unbiased. This contest will run until August 9th.

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netstarman
netstarman
9 years ago

Before Spears left the Starbucks she asked the cashier for extra gravy for her Cafe Mocha.

netstarman
netstarman
9 years ago

She is watching Dolph Lundgren run in his shorts with one ball hanging out. So be careful if she smiles she looks like grandpa eating ice cream.

x
x
9 years ago

wow, no wonder everyone keeps talking about my nipples…starbucks comes out of them.

nate
nate
9 years ago

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the nips.

Blaise
Blaise
9 years ago

Britney Spears just learned she is related to Kristie Allie and is now trying to fill her (big) shoes

Frontier
Frontier
9 years ago

The first version of the Telenoid R1 was too disturbing.

bob
bob
9 years ago

mmmm…semen flavor!

Christine
Christine
9 years ago

Brit has realized that the old adage of “once you know how to ride a bike, you never forget” may not apply to drinking from a straw.

dorkus
dorkus
9 years ago

OOPS! I’m gettin fat again, I played with my food and I have lost and I have gain (oh baby baby).

phil
phil
9 years ago

“No comment.”

Mark
Mark
9 years ago

After the Dark Knight, the Joker went on a rebellious spree, bleaching his hair and gaining a lot of weight.

Stormlovingfree
Stormlovingfree
9 years ago

You know how a cow chews its own cud? Well just think of that same exact process but replace the anus with nipples.

tc
tc
9 years ago

I hope nobody wins this contest because all these captions are god awful

Ronco
Ronco
9 years ago

Wasn’t it nice when jerks drank soda worked at it as Soda Jerks as McD’s !

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