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The “Kick-Ass” Blu-Ray caption contest

By August 5, 2010

This is a pretty haphazard contest and I think I was supposed to run it last week but I got distracted by a bird outside my window. Oh, look. There it is again.

To celebrate the release of Kick-Ass (which was very enjoyable ) I have two Kick-Ass Blu-Rays to give away. Both include a DVD copy and digital copy.

Up top is the picture you must caption. Here are the rules if you’re one of those people. By “those people” I mean minorities, obviously. Oh, and there’s two ways to win.

Disclaimer: Only open to US/Canada residents for now. Sorry Europe, but I hate you.

One way to win:

  1. Write a caption for the photo above and make it funny or something.
  2. Post it as a comment below or send it in an email to tips (at) theblemish.com with the subject “Kick-Ass Giveaway“
  3. Use a real email address that you check regularly on the comment form or the email so you can be contacted if you win.

Another, easier, way to win:

  1. Become a fan of The Blemish Facebook page here.
  2. Comment with a caption for the same photo that I’ll post on the wall shortly

The 2nd way to win will be much easier because there are only 2 people that pay attention to the page so you have a 33% chance of winning.

A winner from the comment/email version and a winner from the Facebook version will be chosen by me and a friend so it’ll be unbiased. This contest will run until August 9th.

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netstarman
netstarman
13 years ago

Before Spears left the Starbucks she asked the cashier for extra gravy for her Cafe Mocha.

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netstarman
netstarman
13 years ago

She is watching Dolph Lundgren run in his shorts with one ball hanging out. So be careful if she smiles she looks like grandpa eating ice cream.

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x
x
13 years ago

wow, no wonder everyone keeps talking about my nipples…starbucks comes out of them.

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nate
nate
13 years ago

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the nips.

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Blaise
Blaise
13 years ago

Britney Spears just learned she is related to Kristie Allie and is now trying to fill her (big) shoes

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Frontier
Frontier
13 years ago

The first version of the Telenoid R1 was too disturbing.

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bob
bob
13 years ago

mmmm…semen flavor!

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Christine
Christine
13 years ago

Brit has realized that the old adage of “once you know how to ride a bike, you never forget” may not apply to drinking from a straw.

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dorkus
dorkus
13 years ago

OOPS! I’m gettin fat again, I played with my food and I have lost and I have gain (oh baby baby).

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phil
phil
13 years ago

“No comment.”

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Mark
Mark
13 years ago

After the Dark Knight, the Joker went on a rebellious spree, bleaching his hair and gaining a lot of weight.

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Stormlovingfree
Stormlovingfree
13 years ago

You know how a cow chews its own cud? Well just think of that same exact process but replace the anus with nipples.

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tc
tc
13 years ago

I hope nobody wins this contest because all these captions are god awful

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Ronco
Ronco
12 years ago

Wasn’t it nice when jerks drank soda worked at it as Soda Jerks as McD’s !

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