Tila Tequila hit with rocks and feces at Gathering of the Juggalos

Inviting Tila Tequila to perform at the Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival headlined by the Insane Clown Posse, may be one of the worst ideas ever. It’s right up there with hand feeding KFC to a hungry Britney Spears. There’s not one imaginable outcome of Tila performing in front of a bunch of angry kids in clown makeup that doesn’t involve her being injured in some way.

Hence, why we now have a story of Tila Tequila suffering lacerations after being pelted with rocks, beer bottles, firecrackers and s**t. Literally. S**t. As in poop. Tila sent pictures of her wounds and her account of what happened to TMZ (pictures here):

“I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.”

“These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!”

The worst part about this is that Tila Tequila was so offensive that they didn’t just pick up a piece of dried dog crap on the ground that just happened to be there to fling at her but they went out of their way to reach into a porta potty to grab human feces to chuck at her. Although, in their defense, Tila’s music is pretty shitty. *Plays sad trombone*

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12 years ago

OUCH! Tila’s pretty annoying, but that’s pretty crappy (get it?!?!) to want to pretty much kill someone like that. I wonder if Insane Clown Posse knew this would happen and what they have to say.

12 years ago

The fans of Insane Clown Posse who did this need to be arrested. It’s not a well-kept secret that this act’s music is often racist, misogynist, and violent. Just read the lyrics. I don’t like reality stars, but committing violence against them is just uncalled for. What a bunch of punks. If this happened to a white girl, the public would be up in arms. Talk about double standards.

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