Really? Are we doing this now, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore? Nothing says “I’m guilty” more than showing up at an event, in this case the “Real Men Don’t Buy Girls” campaign which raises awareness of child sex slavery and child pornography, acting overly affectionate. Ashton might as well be banging Britnney Jones from behind while he’s holding Demi’s hand and looking lovingly into her eyes.
“Honey, when we get home, I’m gonna rip those cobwebs right outta your pussy!”