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Ashton Kutcher is cheating on Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher, 32, has been married to Demi Moore, 47, since 2005. So it’s actually commendable that it took this douche five years to cheat on her. According to the new issue of Star, Ashton was seen kissing and groping a hot blonde by a bathroom at Madeon in LA.

“Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her,” an eyewitness, who was on his way to the restroom tells Star. “I was shocked to see him sucking face with a girl who obviously wasn’t Demi.”

Maybe they have an open relationship and Demi knows. I’d want one if my wife had one foot in the grave. Old people are boring. All they want to do is sleep all day and talk about the best laxatives to take.

Update: Ashton’s Twitter response: “I think Star magazine calling me a “cheater” qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees.” Lawyers? Pansy. The only manly way to settle this is with a dance-off.

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Yeah, good luck suing for defamation in the USA…

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i don’t think he is cheeating

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