There’s this big fuss about the release of Chelsea Handler’s sex tape but I don’t know why. She’s not that attractive or funny and her tits aren’t 34DD’s. You could go to any amateur porn site and find someone ten times hotter but visiting porn sites makes you a perv and watching a celebrity sex tape just makes you curious.
Anyway, back in 2001, Handler went topless in a sex scene in The Plotters, a cinematic masterpiece that starred her and Brandon Credeur. What? You don’t know who Brandon Credeur is? Well, he was in The Plotters as “car salesman”. He also had fake sex with Chelsea in the same movie. NSFW video here.
Ugh, I’ve filmed bowel movements more exciting than this. The entire scene is awkward and robotic. It’s like someone sneaked a camera into their drama class.
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