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Christina Aguilera put on some weight

Everyone is talking about the weight Christina Aguilera has put on after she showed up at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art Saturday night looking like a chubby clown dipped in bronze.

“It’s bizarre Christina has put on so much weight as she’s been doing lots of dancing and high energy work for ‘Burlesque,” a source told U.K.’s Daily Mail, noting her new movie out in November. “The whole movie is choreography and she was very active so I’m surprised she’s piled on the pounds so quickly.”

Translation: Christina Aguilera is confusingly fat. Normal people lose weight with exercise. She must have no self control like Jessica Simpson. On her over-sized tombstone above her over-sized coffin, it’ll read: “Was once skinny and hot.”

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Larpearce
Larpearce
10 years ago

maybe she’s pregnant?? we all hope so..

Raina
Raina
10 years ago

She’s looking like a butter face these days as well..

cody
cody
9 years ago

Oh my god, she is not fat at all. Fat is something like 28 stone.
It is people like you lot that put so much pressure onto women to look “perfect” which is not the reality, plus size are the best, and so what if she has put on a little weight, she still moves around fast and dances….She has had a child……So why dont you typical men stop acting stupid and grow the hell up!

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