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Dude with gun and bomb at the Discovery Channel building

James Jay Lee strapped an explosive to his body and took his gun to the Discovery Channel headquarters in Silver Spring, MD this afternoon and is now holding the place hostage.

A bunch of babies in cribs were wheeled out for fear James may harm them as they were the central point of his manifesto. In the manifesto, Lee demanded the Discovery Channel immediately stop “encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants.” Lee is is a known radical environmentalist who’s protested the Discovery Channel for years. He’s also been arrested in the past.

Police are currently negotiating with Lee. Police are also negotiating with a bunch babies to stop crying for their mommy.

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