Five years ago George Lopez’s wife, Ann, gave him one of her kidneys because George had a genetic condition that caused his kidneys to deteriorate. The operation was a success. Although, it turns out a kidney only buys you five years of love. Yesterday it was reported that George Lopez and his wife were getting a divorce.
A rep said, “George and Ann Lopez have made the decision to end their 17 year marriage. The decision is amicable and by mutual agreement. They remain dedicated parents, and committed partners in business and their philanthropic organization, The Lopez Foundation.”
Now the National Enquirer claims George cheated on his wife with hookers. An escort told NE that “I had sex with George Lopez for money and so did a friend of mine.” The hooker claimed George had girls in other cities and he used a condom. They had straight sex for $500.
I wonder if kidneys are like wedding rings in that you can ask for them back. Because I would. Especially if those hooker rumors turn out to be true. I’d throw him in a bathtub of ice and cut it out myself. Then I wouldn’t even put it back inside me. I’d auction it off on eBay just to spite him.