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Heidi Montag cancels the divorce

Heidi Montag will no longer be looking to divorce Spencer Pratt because their fake divorce publicity plot has finally come to a close. The story is the two reunited in Costa Rica where they met to discuss the sex tape scandal. Realizing that everyone thinks they’re both vacuous douchebags, they figured it was best to stay together. Up next for the couple is a fake death stunt I have planned for them that they don’t know about and which will go horribly wrong. I hope the cops aren’t reading this.

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She IS a life-support system for a vagina – him.

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