Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t gay, okay

Maroon 5’s Adam Levine tells gay magazine Out that Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t gay, he just likes banging dudes. Just kidding. From Out.

You’ve also gotten a lot of attention for hanging out with Jake Gyllenhaal.
Will everyone stop thinking that dude is gay? Seriously guys. How immature is it of the media to perceive this guy — it has to be because of Brokeback, right? I’ve known this dude forever. He’s one of my oldest friends, and it’s very weird that they have this — it’s very immature and infantile the way they treat his whole situation. If him hanging out with his bros means he’s gay, it’s like further perpetuating that weird homophobia that exists in our culture, which is just stupid. So, yeah, he’s my buddy. I fuckin’ love the guy.

Adam Levine needs to get a sense of humor because he sounds way too butt hurt over this. Hehehe. Get it? Butt hurt? I’m so clever!

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12 years ago

no, he actually sounds pretty believable. and I was almost convinced jake was gay. now I don’t think so.

12 years ago

“Just because he says my dick tastes like s**t, it doesn’t mean he’s gay!” – Adam

12 years ago

So nice of Adam to lie about his gay friend – like we could forget Jake’s showmance with Reese Witherspoon.

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