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Javier Bardem has a tiny penis

Esquire interviewed Javier Bardem where he talked about being a hypochondriac and his tiny penis. Huh? What?

Bardem climbs down to the diving platform, but he sees another boat that has closed within maybe a half mile and changes his mind. “I don’t want them to see my tiny penis,” he says, seemingly ignorant of the fact that his penis would have to be as big as his head for his fellow boaters to catch sight of it. He drops belowdecks instead.

Don’t worry. I don’t pee out in public either. Not because I’m embarrassed but because it just takes so long to roll it back up and stuff it into my pants again.

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Teto85
Teto85
10 years ago

As long as Penelope likes it…

Renekelley
Renekelley
10 years ago

Not buy the size of those hands he don’t.

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