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Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler are your new judges

Even though everyone knew about it and didn’t care, American Idol still made a spectacle of announcing Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler as the two new judges.

Asked what she was looking for in an Idol contestant, Lopez said, “I’m looking for the next Michael Jackson. We’re looking, we’re looking, like Randy said, for the best American Idol ever.”

Steven Tyler’s corpse also mumbled something but it wasn’t clear what.

I bet “descending unto Earth like an angel from the heavens” was part of Jennifer’s diva demands for appearing on AI. Every show is going to start like the picture above. Jennifer on a cloud in the sky floating to the stage as harps play behind her and a beam of white light illuminates her body. I for one welcome our musical Messiah.

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