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Lindsay Lohan hit a baby with her car

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, if you see Lindsay driving down the street in her new Maserati, run the hell away.

On Wednesday at around 5 PM, two onlookers claim Lindsay lightly clipped a baby in a stroller and its mother with her car. Lindsay just stopped for a second and sped away. From Radar:

“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street.”

“Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,” Jaime said.

“Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”

“I’m 100 per cent sure Lindsay was driving because I saw her with my own eyes,” Jaime told RadarOnline.com.

“I asked the kid if she was okay and then asked the woman, but she was kind of shocked and didn’t really know what to say and you could tell she was scared.”

The witness says Lindsay came out of a parking garage and did a California stop before turning on a red light. Granted, the witness was an idiot too.

“She was just driving like crazy once I started following her. She was trying to lose me, blowing stop signs and stuff,” Jaime said, who followed Lohan after being stunned at what he saw.

“Lindsay was scared because she knew I saw what she did.”

There should be a law that requires people to slash Lindsay’s tires whenever they see her car. They’d be doing LA a favor by taking this menace off the streets. Serial killers instill less fear in people than Lindsay Lohan’s driving.

Here’s Jessica Alba at the Machete premiere because Lindsay couldn’t make it.

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Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
13 years ago

none of this happened. lindsay and jessica are fighting in machete. they are so goofy.

carouser
carouser
13 years ago

Oh, Lilo. We can only hope that you were not busy searching under your leather seats for a used straw; because a Lindsay Lohan hit and run just isn’t as good if it doesn’t involve a little bit powder.