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Lindsay Lohan is banned from ‘Machete’ premiere

Lindsay Lohan was cast for a small role in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete but now that she’s spent some time behind bars and in rehab, Rodriguez wants her nowhere near the film. Not even at the premiere.

Though the actress was released from postjail rehab on Aug. 24 after 22 days, a source tells the new Us Weekly Robert Rodriguez, co­director of her new movie, Machete, didn’t want her to attend an event for the film the next night.

“He was frantically trying to track down her manager to make sure she didn’t go,” says the source.

While a 20th Century Fox rep says it’s “not true,” the source tells Us, “She wasn’t welcome there.”

To be fair, Lindsay is the touch of death for any movie. She hasn’t had a hit since 2004’s Mean Girls. I wouldn’t even let her near my dog. I wouldn’t even let her near my computer unless I want to spend five hours with the world’s top scientists figuring out how the human papillomavirus could have infected a machine.

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Mydeaddogcharlie
Mydeaddogcharlie
9 years ago

She should stay away from Machete, she already has a bleeding wound – her career.

Steve
Steve
9 years ago

you’re an asshole.

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