Lindsay Lohan is out of jail

Predictably, Lindsay Lohan is out of jail. Judge Patricia Schnegg who reversed Judge Elden Fox’s decision to hold Lindsay without bail. Apparently not allowing bail on misdemeanors is illegal. But so is violating probation by testing positive for cocaine.

Lindsay left Lynwood jail after posting $300,000 bail. She’s required to wear a SCRAM bracelet, again, won’t be allowed near known drug users, must submit to search by law enforcement at any time and can’t go clubbing or any place where alcohol is the chief item of sale. She’ll have to return to court on Oct. 22 to be sentenced.

So Lindsay broke the law four or more times and only served maybe 5% of her sentence. Why even waste money sentencing Lindsay. Just look at her sternly and shake your finger at her because that’s pretty much what’s going on here.

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12 years ago

Remind me to commit all my crimes in LA, because the judges there are softer than heck.

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12 years ago

she’ll come around soon and be a productive member of society soon, i can feel it