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Lindsay Lohan might host SNL

Lindsay Lohan is a colossal screw-up. Everything she touches withers and dies. So it’s fitting that SNL asked her to host on Dec. 4.

The NBC late-nighter would give Lohan 90 minutes to prove to those who may still care about her career that she is employable after a string of run-ins with the law and rehab stints.

90 minutes seems generous. 10 minutes is all anyone needs to realize any semblance of talent she used to have as a kid has drowned in a sea of Red Bull and Vodka. Lindsay’s acting is so stilted and awkward that it’s easy to confuse her for a highly functional retard.

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vambo
vambo
9 years ago

It probably took 10 minutes of Lorne Michaels’ dick in her mouth to seal the deal. What more would you need?

margatefam
margatefam
9 years ago

Wow, I’m not a Lindsay fan but to use the word retard and mock the disabled with your verbage? Give me Lindsay any day over some two bit nothing blogger like you.

Herman Bumfudle
9 years ago

cool!

Kelly
Kelly
7 years ago

Girl you are sooo right!!!ok.I cant pick one moevis so I’ll say all mine fav.:Mean girls,Freaky Friday,Just my luck,Georgia Rule,Titanic,Matrix.And ya,I love Lindsay Lohan moevis!References :

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