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Lindsay Lohan might host SNL

Lindsay Lohan is a colossal screw-up. Everything she touches withers and dies. So it’s fitting that SNL asked her to host on Dec. 4.

The NBC late-nighter would give Lohan 90 minutes to prove to those who may still care about her career that she is employable after a string of run-ins with the law and rehab stints.

90 minutes seems generous. 10 minutes is all anyone needs to realize any semblance of talent she used to have as a kid has drowned in a sea of Red Bull and Vodka. Lindsay’s acting is so stilted and awkward that it’s easy to confuse her for a highly functional retard.

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vambo
vambo
10 years ago

It probably took 10 minutes of Lorne Michaels’ dick in her mouth to seal the deal. What more would you need?

margatefam
margatefam
10 years ago

Wow, I’m not a Lindsay fan but to use the word retard and mock the disabled with your verbage? Give me Lindsay any day over some two bit nothing blogger like you.

Herman Bumfudle
10 years ago

cool!

Kelly
Kelly
7 years ago

Girl you are sooo right!!!ok.I cant pick one moevis so I’ll say all mine fav.:Mean girls,Freaky Friday,Just my luck,Georgia Rule,Titanic,Matrix.And ya,I love Lindsay Lohan moevis!References :

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