My eyes!

If you’ve ever seen that clip of Abbey Johnston and Lisa Parker on X-Factor where Abbey punched her best friend Lisa in the face, you’ll know that they’re both obnoxious, fat and ugly. If you haven’t seen it, familiarize yourself with the clip up top. Now that we’re up to speed, you’ll be glad to know one of them, Abbey, was asked to pose topless for Sunday Sport. Be still my heart.

On Tuesday, 14th September, the Sunday Sport came top of a poll asking “Who Has Done the Worst Thing Ever?” for posting pictures of X-Factor’s “Knockout Babe” Abbey Johnstone. The Sunday Sport received 72% of the votes, beating Osama bin Laden, Stalin and Hitler in the process. (via ONTD)

Man, Britain has really gone downhill. They used to publish topless pics of Keeley Hazel and Abigail Clancy. Now a bunch of fat chicks are flopping their breasts out at you during breakfast. I can just imagine people gagging and choking and stabbing out their eyes with a spoon after they flipped to this page of a topless Abbey while eating their cereal. NSFW gallery starts here.