Nick Cannon needs sponsors for his birthday party

Jeeves needs corporate sponsors for his 30th birthday bash! He’s already sent out e-mails looking for people to pay $25,000 for three tweets from next month’s party. Nick Cannon wrote, “This is an extremely exciting opportunity to sponsor a fun and lavish event . . . opportunities range from gift bags and signage to tweets and photo ops.” Confirmed guests include Jay-Z, Beyonce, Will and Jada Smith, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Kobe Bryant, Quincy Jones, L.A. Reid and Jamie Foxx.

A one-sheet flier for the “Nick Cannon Birthday celebration hosted by Mariah Carey” offers sponsors the chance to pay $2,500 to be in the gift bag, while a $15,000 donation includes “one tweet” and “mention in all p.r. materials.”

For $25,000 you can be a “host sponsor” which includes “three tweets,” a “right to service out photos” and a “logo on all collateral,” which we hope doesn’t refer to the “confirmed” celebrity guests.

And those prices only refer to a single city, with special “packages” that can be created for both New York and LA.

God I hate this gold digging whore. I hope no one shows up for the party and it’s just him in a silly hat sitting in front of a 50 foot long cake with a bunch of empty chairs surrounding him. He can put the candles out with his tears.