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Nick Cannon wants to fight Eminem

Apparently Jeeves has a burning desire to get his ass kicked. Professional umbrella holder Nick Cannon challenged Eminem to a charity boxing match on his New York-based radio show. He wants to settle the war between Eminem and his wife Mariah by getting his face punched in.

Nick tweeted the double negative: “I don’t have nothing to lose!!! If I get beat up no one would be surprised… It will just be more material for my stand up!” However, he did admit, “I don’t think Eminem or Jay Z are even paying attention to us!”

I’m not sure how getting beat up settles the bad blood between your wife and some other dude who brags about banging your wife. I think it’d make it worse actually. Not only will he keep singing about how he banged your wife, he’ll also sing about how he beat up her scrawny, pencil-necked husband. It doesn’t seem like Nick has thought this through.

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Kameronchavis18
Kameronchavis18
9 years ago

Haha ol my god eminem would beat his face so hard it would b the hook to his new single haha nick your a dumbass

Kameronchavis18
Kameronchavis18
9 years ago

Haha ol my god eminem would beat his face so hard it would b the hook to his new single haha nick your a dumbass

Kameronchavis18
Kameronchavis18
9 years ago

Krisco you suck dick so shut the f**k up

NeNe
NeNe
10 years ago

I would love to see that fight. I would love to see Eminem kick the s**t out of him. I would actually pay to see that fight.

Tinman82799
Tinman82799
10 years ago

i dont think there’s much fight to either of em.

YOYOMA
YOYOMA
10 years ago

Professional Umbrella Holder? You are mistaking Nick Cannon with Fonsworth Bentley

Rather Dashing
Rather Dashing
10 years ago

What’s a Nick Cannon? Seriously, who is he? Never heard of the guy… which probably explains why he’s trying to get on “celebrity” boxing. I swear, if that show ever has an actual celebrity make your peace with God because the apocalypse won’t be far behind.

KillaK
KillaK
10 years ago

Eminems a bitch ass pussy. I hope NIck kicks his lame ass!!!!!

eminem
eminem
10 years ago
Reply to  KillaK

eminem would destroy that n****r

CYBER THUG
CYBER THUG
9 years ago
Reply to  KillaK

eminem would beat nick and your simple rass at the same time

eminems babe
eminems babe
9 years ago

nick’s just asking to get beat up i mean him in a fight with eminem , wtf , why you anyone even challenge eminem to a fight . he’s obviously gonna win !

Krisco
Krisco
9 years ago

eminem would lose to nick I dont care how well eminem can put words together

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