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Paris Hilton kicked out of Japan

After being detained for more than 6 hours at the airport and then spending the night at a hotel, Japan has officially kicked Paris Hilton out due to her cocaine possession charge. Japan hates drugs. Possession for weed is like possession of heroin there.

“Paris is very disappointed and fought hard to keep her business commitments and see her fans, but she is forced to postpone her commitments in Asia. Paris understands and respects the rules and laws of the immigration authorities in Japan and fully wishes to cooperate with them. Paris looks forward to returning in the future to a country she loves and has been coming to for the past 10 years.”

Because Japan has a sense of humor, Paris was sent back on a “Friendly” bus. I fully expect them to shoot Paris in the face with Hello Kitty! bullets if she tries sneaking back in the country.

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