Snooki hopsitalized for alcohol poisoning

In early August following her arrest for public intoxication, Snooki said this, “I just felt really bad, so I’m definitely going to stop drinking during the daytime. And now when I go out, I only have a couple drinks.”

Now a report from Radar says Snooki is a big fat liar. They say she was recently hospitalized for alcohol poisoning after going on a bender at a South Beach nightclub.

One source, who was on-set at the time, admitted to, “She was so drunk that she had to be carried out of the nightclub ‘Dream’ by the show’s producers.”

The incident had been kept a closely-guarded secret until it emerged that the show’s top brass decided to leave it out of last Thursday’s episode of the show.

According to our source, “Snooki was out of commission for about two days and was left in pain after undergoing the hospital treatment.”

In Snooki’s defense, she’s the size of a garden gnome so two drinks for her would be like shooting a normal person in the face with four tranquilizer darts. And why is she drinking that much anyway? I would think she’d need to be getting the guy drunk. No one would hit that sober.

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