Sofia Vergara used to want a breast reduction

Sofia Vergara reveals to Self magazine that when she was a young teen, she used to always pray to her mother for a breast reduction. Saner minds prevailed because her mother told her,

‘Sofia, shut up. When you’re 18, it will be different.’ ‘I was like, ‘Why would I want these huge t–s?’ I’m a 34 DD. It’s hard to dress. No matter what I wear, I look like a stripper.”

Whew. Crisis averted. This would have been like the butterfly effect where one flap of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil could cause a tsunami in Indonesia killing thousands of people. But this would have been much worse because Sophia Vergara could have ended up with tiny tits.

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romantically demented
romantically demented
13 years ago

I love her more than life itself! I hope she sees this…glug, glug, glug…