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Spencer Pratt arrested in Costa Rica

Spencer Pratt returned from a “spiritual cleansing” in Coast Rica last week which he says involves living off the land by hunting but is really staying in a crappy motel and crying into his pillow. Anyway, before making it on his flight, he was arrested at the airport for bringing a hunting weapons. TMZ says he was booked, processed and released after turning over his weapons and signing a confession with the DA. Granted, this may be all lies because Spencer is a douchebag attention whore. In a statement sent to TMZ,

“As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”

Because I’m good at jumping to conclusions, Spencer probably had sex with a chicken and is no longer allowed in Costa Rica. Hopefully the 10 kilos of coke I planted in his car means he can’t get back into the US either.

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He got busted with vinegar and water, too!

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I’m pretty sure that’s the case wherever he goes.

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