The last time Star accused Ashton Kutcher of cheating on Demi Moore, Ashton didn’t really deny it. He just pointed out Star’s track record of being wrong. I guess that was a declaration of war because this week Star claims to have texts from his girlfriend on the side, 21-year-old Brittney Jones. From Star via Popeater:
“Ashton was really paranoid,” she told Star about their texts.
“Whens the next time you’re gonna have an empty house?” Brittney wrote to Ashton.
“Not sure,” he replied. “Maybe the end of the month.” He even added, “I’m w/ my daughter.”
Ashton is right. Star does have a rep of being wrong, but Ashton Kutcher is a douchebag. It doesn’t take much to convince someone he slept with Brittney. You could have told me he slept with Rumer Willis and Demi’s dog too and all I’d say was, “I f-cking knew it.”
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