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The Situation has a situation

One of The Situation’s scorned one night stands went to Star and blabbed about his small penis and lack of stamina. Thankfully he’s still moderately famous or else it would have been three strikes and out.

“I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes,” Florida club promoter Melody Eckerson tells Star about their tryst in the Jersey Shore cast’s Miami Beach party pad.

Things started out normal enough and Melody admits she was even imagining what it would be like to be his girlfriend. But she got a huge surprise when the reality TV star dropped his pants and revealed — a very tiny Situation!

“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky,” Melody tells Star.

That’s gotta suck when some random chick you banged tells everyone about your small penis but lucky for The Situation, gold digging fame whores aren’t in it for big dick.

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real man
real man
10 years ago

What a closet-case…

Chewy
Chewy
10 years ago

How big is her pinky?

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