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Billy Ray Cyrus is single

Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus are calling it quits after 17 years of marriage. Oh, won’t someone tend to Billy’s achy breaky heart?

“As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family,” they say in a statement. “We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.”

My eyes bled when I read the two have five children including Miley Cyrus. Thank Jeebus most of them are way past puberty because you know how girls get sluttier when they come from broken homes? I wouldn’t want to be around Noah Cyrus when that goes down.

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ptang

Which one is which?

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I think Billy Ray is the fat one.

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Calling all cars, there’s a cougar loose!

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Now he can marry Miley!

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