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Jake and Taylor went apple-picking

Just when you thought Jake Gyllenhaal couldn’t get any gayer, he goes to Fishkill Farms in NY with his new girlfriend Taylor Swift to “tour the fall foliage” and go apple-picking.

According to a local, “They were walking through the trees, having fun together. They looked happy.”

Those damn gawkers with their cameras made it difficult for them to actually pick apples. Though they managed to hide from them in the trees like wood fairies and ended up buying apples on the way out.

Being in a dense woodsy-like area with Jake and Taylor must be terrifying. With all that giggling echoing through the trees, you’d think it was a foreshadowing of your murder.

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YOU ARE RETARDED
YOU ARE RETARDED
9 years ago

The fact that you call him gay is a disgrace. Taylor grew up on a farm in Pennsylvania and just this past month Jake raised helped plant an apple tree for a school. I bet he was thinking what would Taylor like to do on a first date. It was sweet and harmless. I really like the idea of this couple. They are both super friendly and down to earth.

You can call me M
9 years ago

this cannot be happening. tell me this is not true

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