Jasmine Waltz just wants to enjoy her banana

Jasmine Waltz doesn’t want things to be so drama-filled and just wants to enjoy her 15 minutes of fame for being David Arquette’s one time conquest. Is that too much to ask? Waltz launched her own “Sinful Shake” at Millions of Milkshakes in LA this week and was unapologetic about milking (see what I did there?) her momentary fame.

“I like these cameras in my face,” Waltz said. “Who doesn’t? It’s attention, and I don’t think there’s many people out there that say, “I don’t want any attention.”

“I want to have fun with things, and I don’t want things to be so serious and so drama-filled,” she continued. “You just have to wake up with a smile on your face and be grateful for anything you have… that’s what I do.”

This whole fame whoring thing won’t be complete without a sex tape/Playboy spread/stunt casting. I give it a month before offers start rolling in and she pretends to act all demure.

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She deep-throats the banana, right?

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