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Kanye West’s penis makes its debut

In mid-October, Radar ran a story about a few enterprising women shopping around pictures of Kanye West’s penis that were sent to them through MySpace by Kanye. MediaTakeout managed to get their hands on the alleged photos and post them. There’s really only one VERY NSFW photo (here) and it’s just the shaft so don’t get too excited ladies. Hopefully more will come out later because like my grandpa used to always say, there’s nothing better on a Friday than looking at high res photos of Kanye West’s penis. (Via MediaTakeout)

Note that I don’t know if this really is Kanye’s penis because I didn’t stick around to do a thorough analysis. I’ve had enough penis for one day, thank you very much.

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tc
tc
13 years ago

Great! This is why he sucks his own dick. That and no one else (conscious) will.

The Blemish
13 years ago
Reply to  tc

He’s very self-fellating.

jeffhanson1
jeffhanson1
13 years ago

The article says, “it’s just the shaft so don’t get too excited ladies”. Hmm isn’t the shaft most of the penis? You mean because you can’t see his nuts and the mushroom penis head it doesn’t count? Sounds like the the writer it the one that’s disappointed and wants the whole enchilada.

jeffhanson1
jeffhanson1
13 years ago

Eyewitness News has learned it was actually a whip it out, I’ll show you mine if you show me yours contest between Brett Favre and Kanye West.

Antoniodouthit
Antoniodouthit
13 years ago

he should work on his abs first

John Dugan
John Dugan
9 years ago

Celebrity penis stories at least make the rest of us focus on the health of our own tools. Using a first rate penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can help with common issues like penis odor, dry skin, loss of sensation, blood flow,
etc.

Smartone
Smartone
1 year ago

Kayne p[enis is average.